TOP ONE-LINERS
G'day folks,
Time for some more one-liners.
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Could
it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts
but as mattresses?
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If
a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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If
a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman
around to hear him...is he still wrong?
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If
someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered
a hostage situation?
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Isn't
it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
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Where
do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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Why
do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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If
the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Why
do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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How
do blind people know when they are done wiping?
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How
do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
·
Is
it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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One
nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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Does
the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
·
Do
infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
·
If
you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Why
is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
·
If
the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
·
If
you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
Clancy's comment: I loved some of these, and they made me wonder who originally wrote them.
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