20 December 2016 - GREAT ONE-LINERS

GREAT ONE-LINERS

G'day folks,

Here are some interesting one-liners to make you think and smile.

·         How do you get off a non-stop flight?

·         How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

·         How many weeks are there in a light year?

·         If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

·         If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

·         If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

·         If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

·         If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

·         If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

·         Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

·         Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

·         Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

·          One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

·         The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

·         I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Clancy's comment: Well, did you smile?

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