4 May 2018 - WORDS AND ALCOHOL

WORDS AND ALCOHOL

G'day folks,

I guess you have noticed how people slur their speech when they have had too much alcohol. Here are a few samples that may sound familiar.

WORDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1.       Innovative

2.       Preliminary

3.       Proliferation

4.       Cinnamon

WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1.      Specificity

2.       Anti-constitutionalistically

3.       Passive-aggressive disorder

4.       Transubstantiate

WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1.       No thanks, I’m married.

2.       Nope, no more booze for me!

3.       Sorry, but you’re not really my type.

4.       No thanks, I’m not hungry.

5.       I’m not interested in fighting you.

6.       Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance.  I have no coordination and would hate to look like a real Fool!

7.       Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

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