19 October 2016 - GREAT SIGNS

GREAT SIGNS

G'day folks,

Time to check out some amusing signs found around the world.

A SIGN OVER DOVE'S FUNERAL PARLOUR:

Storks bring 'em, Doves take 'em!

 

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: 

"We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you."  

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: 

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."  

In a Podiatrist's office:   

"Time wounds all heels."  

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels  

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,

You've come to the right place."  

On a Plumber's truck :

"We repair what your husband fixed."  

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

  

At a Tyre Shop:

"Invite us to your next blowout."  

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."  

In a Non-smoking Area: 

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."  

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."  

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."  

Outside a Muffler Shop: 

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."  

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"  

At the Electric Company: 

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

In a Restaurant window: 

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."  

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."  

At a Gas Bottle Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills."  

In a Chicago Radiator Shop: 

"Best place in town to take a leak."  

On a Plumber's truck:

"A flush is better than a full house."  

And the best one for last… 

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

 

Clancy's comment: There is no end to our imagination, eh?

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