19 October 2016 - GREAT SIGNS




GREAT SIGNS

G'day folks,

Time to check out some amusing signs found around the world.


A SIGN OVER DOVE'S FUNERAL PARLOUR:
Storks bring 'em, Doves take 'em!
 
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: 
"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."  

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: 
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."  

In a Podiatrist's office:   
"Time wounds all heels."  

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels  

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place."  



On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed."  

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
  
At a Tyre Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."  

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."  

In a Non-smoking Area: 
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."  

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."  

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."  

Outside a Muffler Shop: 
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."  

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"  

At the Electric Company: 
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

In a Restaurant window: 
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."  



In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."  

At a Gas Bottle Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."  

In a Chicago Radiator Shop: 
"Best place in town to take a leak."  

On a Plumber's truck:
"A flush is better than a full house."  

And the best one for last… 
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

 


Clancy's comment: There is no end to our imagination, eh?

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