JOB HUMOUR
G'day folks,
Here is some sick humour to make you smile ... Or throw up.
1. My
first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Just
couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I
worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me
the axe.
3. After
that, I tried being a Tailor,
but
wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next,
I tried working in Starbucks,
But I had
to quit because it was the same old grind.
5. Then,
I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next,
I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't
cut the mustard.
7. My
best job was a Musician,
but
eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I
studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but didn't have any patience.
9. Next,
was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10.
I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.
11. I
managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
12.. So
then I got a job in a Workout Centre,
but
they said I wasn't fit for the job...
13. After
many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a
Historian - until I realized there was no future in it..
14. My
last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that
was too exhausting.
Clancy's comment: Pretty sick, eh?
I'm ...
Think about this!
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