31 March 2017 - MORE LEXOPHILIA

MORE LEXOPHILIA

G'day folks,

Time for some humour. 

He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

 A calendar’s days are numbered.

 A boiled egg is hard to beat.

 He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

 

 Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

 If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

 Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

 Acupuncture: a jab well done.

 A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.

Clancy's comment: Who has the time to jot these down? Certainly not me. 

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