28 October 2016 - QUESTIONS TO ANSWER

QUESTIONS TO ANSWER

G'day folks,

Okay, let's see if you know the answer to these questions.

·         How come wrong numbers are never busy?

·         Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

·         Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

·         Does killing time damage eternity?

·         Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

·         Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

·         Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

·         Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

·         Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

·         Daylight savings time.  Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

·         Did Noah keep his bees in ArcHives?

·         Do pilots take crash-courses?

·         Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

·         Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

·         Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

·         Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

·         How can there be self-help "groups"?

Clancy's comment: So, how did you go? Know any?

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