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1 December 2016 - GREAT QUOTES TO PONDER




GREAT QUOTES TO PONDER

G'day folks,

Welcome to some more wise words from those around the globe.












































Clancy's comment: There are some worthwhile ones here today.

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30 November 2016 - TOP ONE-LINERS




TOP ONE-LINERS

G'day folks,

Time for some more one-liners.


·         Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

·         If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

·         If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

·         If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

·         Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

·         Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

·         Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

·         If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?



·         Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

·         How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

·         How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

·         Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

·         One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
·         Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

·         Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

·         If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

·         Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

·         If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

·         If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?



Clancy's comment: I loved some of these, and they made me wonder who originally wrote them.

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7 January 2017 - DAVID BOWIE




DAVID BOWIE

G'day folks,

Welcome to the life of a very talented man.


There are few figures who can be said to have advanced the imagery, theatricality, and artistic palette of rock music as has David Bowie. Over the course of his 50-year career, Bowie has constantly redefined himself, undertaking complete reinvention of his music, his appearance, and the characters that he himself has inhabited. Known alternately as “Ziggy Stardust,” “The Thin White Duke,” “The Dame,” and quite a few others, perhaps his reputation as the “Rock and Roll Chameleon” is most fitting. Bowie’s tremendous influence is based as much on his ability to create music of both artistic and commercial merit as for the role he played in shattering expectations of what a rock star should be.



Born in the Brixton district of South London, young David Jones was a gifted but rebellious child. At the age of nine, he found an outlet for that rebellion. His father returned from a trip to America with a clutch of rock and roll 45s. Among them were Elvis Presley, Fats Domino, and Little Richard. The music changed his life. He took up the ukulele and began performing with his friends. Even then, his provocative stage presence captivated classmates and teachers at the Bromley Technical High School.

In the early ‘60s, Bowie took on his stage name to avoid confusion with Davy Jones of the Monkees (imagine making that mistake!). In 1969, Bowie tapped into the global psyche by releasing the single “Space Oddity” just five days ahead of the Apollo 11 launch. The majestic interstellar tragedy hit #5 in the U.K.



In 1972, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars would deliver Bowie to superstardom. A concept album centering around an androgynous rock and roll messiah from another planet, performances of Ziggy saw Bowie and his band donning elaborate Martian costumes and playing with spaced-out majesty. As Bowie shot to stardom, his seemingly paradoxical cross-dressing machismo established a template for image-conscious glam, punk, new wave, and hair metal bands yet to come.

Through the ‘70s and ‘80s, Bowie enjoyed continued success on both the album and singles charts in spite of his willful tendency to veer sharply off course of his previous triumphs. From the “plastic soul” of his mid-70s work, to the German minimalism of his late-70s albums, to his New Romantic pop in the early-80s, Bowie sustained an enviable relationship with the Billboard charts. Still, his musical curiosity never waned.



Over the course of his career, Bowie has sold something in the range of 140 million albums worldwide, amounting to nine Platinum records in the U.K. and five in the U.S. Bowie is a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and, though offered the title of Commander of the British Empire and Knighthood in 2000 and 2003 respectively, Bowie declined both.


Clancy's comment: Wow. You'd have to like a guy who knocked back some 'so-called' prestigious awards from Britain. 

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